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November 07, 2003 - 1:04 p.m. So it�s that time of year again, the time when I begin receiving all the weird �gift� catalogues for the holidays and I got the best one yet. It�s the Spilsbury catalogue and apparently they deliver fun. I had no idea you could order that from a catalogue, what a genius plan. Since I�m feeling kinda tired and crappy I thought I�d just highlight some of my favorite items from the catalogue for your reading amusement. Edited to add, none of the catalogue links work, damnit. Sorry guys, you'll have to use your imagination. The next 2 do though, and I encourage you to check those out, hee. �NEW! Hilarious dancing chicken is �hot-hot-hot�!� NEW! Take a Muppet to bed! �Virtual reality games put you in the action�deliver lifelike fun through your TV!� �The recipe for good times starts with an open fire and the right tools!� �Go ahead, pull something from Louie�s nose!� �If you want the wine, you�ll have to solve the puzzle!� And along the same lines� �Money gift? Make �em work for it!� Ahhh, the obligatory Jesus section of the catalogue. Here�s highlighting a few of my favorites� �Family game encourages discussions over moral dilemmas.� �Receive inspiration at the push of a button.� I think it�s rather interesting that the only part in the catalogue that does not feature an overabundance of exclamation points is the Jesus section. My favorite thing though is on the same page as all the Jesus stuff, games, puzzles ( �Cross shaped jigsaw puzzle�), they also have featured �Bingo! Here�s everything you need!� and my personal fave, �Mini 3-D puzzles from Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light!� And now we move on, to the Farting Gifts section, �This jolly old St. Nick is a real gas!� I�m just speechless. Seriously, �Nothing says �Happy Holidays���? Oh, I don�t know, I think pretty much anything says �Happy Holidays� more that a farting stuffed animal. I�m not going to specifically reference all the �Farting� toys featured, but (hee, I�m 4) suffice it to say there are approximately 8 fart related gifts, including the Pull my Finger President (ok, heh!) that features �hilarious (sarcasm, you got it right?) things like, �Osama (F*RT) Your Mama!� plus other hilarious things we can�t put in print!� They�re just too shocking to be printed up in this catalogue, you won�t believe it, SHOCKING SHOCKING!!! (Ahem, sorry about that, I think I�ve got a repetitive stress disorder from typing all of these exclamation points. See what I do for you?) Now, don�t get me wrong farts are funny stuff, but you�ve got to be kidding me here. I think I�ll wrap this up, I�d just like to point out that in addition to the Jesus section, there is also an America section, of course there is. I leave you with this last item and testimonial: �You simply haven�t lived �til you�ve seen this Flamingo dance.� � Wondering:What would Jesus do???
Doing:Trying to figure out what I'm getting my friends for Christmas, heh heh heh.
Wishing:For a Klondike bar. (heh)
Travel back in time True Art - June 21, 2004
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